肉 罢
不 能
柯太太一千八 44 euros, Mrs. Coignard.
- 让你久等了 - 真好谢谢 - This is for the wait. - How kind! Thank you.
希望您满意 You're in for a treat.
那还用说 I'm sure.
- 发票拿了 - 有 - Do you have the receipt? - Yes.
- 谢谢 - 欢迎再来 - Thank you. - Have a good day.
还久等哩 For the wait!
每块肉都有马杀鸡干嘛要不一样 I always massage my meat. Why change now?
都一样啦 Nothing ever changes around here.
如果对我能像对肉或对狗 If you gave me as much TLC as your meat...
那样慇勤 or your dog.
我的人生就变彩色 My life is black and white.
快想点办法 Do something!
蔬菜万岁 V Power!
银行拒绝贷款我们完蛋了 The bank refused our loan. We're screwed.
想开点亲爱的 Look on the bright side, sweetie.
别被收银机拴住你一辈子 You can't spend your life chained to a cash register.
我辞掉医院工作后心情好多了 I feel so much better since I quit at the hospital.
再说马克一个月赚五十万 Then again, Marc makes 12K a month,
加上津贴和福利 plus perks and benefits,
但还是 but still...
别哭别哭小苏 Hey, come on, Sosso.
你知道我对文生没意见 You know I like Vincent,
但你该找个善待你的好男人 but you deserve a man who treats you right.
他上次送你礼物是何时啦 When did he last get you a gift?
我不是在讲钱好吗 The cost is irrelevant, OK?
马克送我 Marc gave me
这套丝绸也不过一万六 this little raw silk number. 400 euros.
但你至少也该有几件可爱的纯棉T恤 But you can get some cute cotton t-shirts.
还小人国 Saint Tropez?
我看比较像是妖怪村 More like Nowheresville!
两个人一万二 270 euros the meal for two.
但我们舍得摩洛哥菜真好吃 But we don't regret it. Moroccan cuisine is delish.
摩洛哥人也很亲切 And Moroccans are so kind.
哪像这里的人 Not like the ones who come over here.
然而贫困是可怕的 The poverty is dire though.
马克给一个街头吸毒小孩五十欧元 Marc gave 50 euros to a glue-sniffing street urchin.
让他黏住几天 Enough to keep him "locked tight" for days!
乐泰胶水啊 Loctite...
喔那个强力胶水 Oh, the super glue...
我们考虑买在那里房子 We're thinking of buying there.
你可以花一千两百万买一个有游泳池的房子 You can get a fab house with a pool for 300,000 euros.
请佣人很便宜 And staff are dirt cheap.
但我们可能要开第四家肉店 But we may have to open a fourth butcher shop.
每个月要卖掉两吨肉 We get through two tons of meat a month.
每间店 Per store.
喔亲爱的 Oh, honey!
这个月 This month
这个月我赚了四百万 I made over 100K.
把他可累翻了 He's absolutely exhausted.
这个送你文生 This is for you, Vincent.
这是什么 What is it?
打开看 Open it.
一支十万 2,500.
马克买最贵的十六万对吧 Marc got the top model. 4,000, wasn't it?
谢了可是我没执照 Thanks, but I don't have a permit.
我没执照 I don't have a permit!
我给你 I'll give you permission.
能解决三十米内的猪 This takes out hogs at 30m.
他们也比素食主义者更重 They're heftier than vegans too!
来看看 Check this out.
别闹了马克 Don't be a pain, Marc.
嘿别孬了 Hey, don't be such a faggot!
我们累得像狗一样却让那些痞子 We work like niggers. And those damn hipsters
来闹我们 are shitting on us.
该给他们好看 They should go suck a carrot!
好棒好棒亲爱的 Good job, honey!
死翘翘 Dead.
看鸭子还叫不叫 No more quacking outta Quacker!
来 Here.
收下吧 Take it.
想到马克要开第四家店 To think Marc is planning to buy a fourth store.
是啊可以卖更多打荷尔蒙的肉 Yeah, to sell more shitty hormone-filled meat!
连胖子都不吃 Even Chubster refuses to eat it.
我倒想卖卖看 Well, I'd happily sell shitty meat.
看在他们有豪宅的份上 Because they have a beautiful home,
又能去度假还可以嘿咻 they get to go on vacations, they have sex...
他们有嘿咻耶文生 They have sex, Vincent!
不好意思但我决定了我要分手 Sorry, but my mind's made up, I want us to separate.
我需要有个男人来给我咻咻 I need a man who thrills me.
听到没 Do you hear me?
你疯了吗 Are you nuts?
那是破坏我们店的素食主义者 That's the vegan who trashed our store.
我要让他菊花开花 I'm going to bust Rusty's ass!
让他后悔一辈子 He's gonna be sorry.
葛屁了吗 Is he dead?
如果他吃肉就不会那么虚 If he'd eaten meat, he'd have been tougher.
然后呢 What now?
别问我狂倒车的又不是我 Don't ask me! I didn't reverse like a maniac.
最好 I guess...
打给警察说有车祸 I'll tell the cops it was an accident.
你显然超速车上又有枪 When you're over the limit and have a gun in the trunk?
这混蛋毁我们店你还要过日子 They'll work out he trashed our store. You'll get life!
动动脑吧 Use your brain.
那你有何高见 What do you suggest?
学黄秋生 We copy Michel François.
黄秋生 Michel François?
是啊 Sure.
黄秋生是哪位 Who's Michel François?
这个黄秋生演红人肉叉烧包 Michel François, the Dissector of Charleroi.
卖座1500万港币 For some ten years,
他杀害饭店老板一家九口及一名员工 this lowly city hall worker dissected his victims
把死者尸体做成叉烧包 and left them in garbage bags all over the city,
并在店里卖因此本案又称人肉叉烧包 striking fear into the hearts of all Belgian residents.
这个尚保罗·埃米尔是个盗墓怪 Jean-Paul Emile, the Gravedigger of Vaucluse.
尚保罗小时候被诊断出患有白血病 Diagnosed with leukemia as a child, Jean-Paul developed
由于厌恨医院的小丑们 a loathing of hospital clowns
总共杀了34人 and ended up killing 34.
还 And...
还没睡 You're still awake?
睡不着 I can't sleep.
遇到这种事哪睡得着 It's natural after what happened.
不是的文生 Nothing happened, Vincent.
别提了 Forget it.
- 但那个吃素的 - 我说别提了 - But about that vegan... - I said forget it.
就当没事吧 It didn't happen.
够啦 Enough.
他还把有名小丑瑞奇德的尸体 He even fed the circus lions
拿去喂狮子 with the corpse of famous clown Rachid Pinder.
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
睡觉啊 Getting into bed.
可是文生 But Vincent...
我们分手了该分房睡了 We're separated, we sleep separately.
我不会碰你 I won't touch you.
就跟平常一样 Just like always...
那我还能睡哪 Where do I sleep, then?
该起床啦 Time to get up!
我没睡我葛屁了 I didn't sleep, I'm dead.
- 东西呢 - 什么 - Where is it? - What?
腿肉火腿 Our leg of ham.
在切片机上 On the slicer.
先问一下嘛 You could have asked!
你才刚起床说 You only just got up.
- 卖出去了吗 - 这是什么问题 - Sell any? - What are you doing?
我问有卖掉吗 I asked if you sold any.
你们的火腿肉真是好吃 That ham of yours, I've never tasted anything like it.
我再来十片 I'll have 10 slices.
看到没我就说嘛 See? I did right.
文生 Vincent?
换别种好吗又新鲜也不错吃 How about andouillette instead? It's fresh in and tasty.
柯太太要火腿就给她火腿 If Mrs. Coignard wants ham, give her ham.
是没错啦可是今天 It's always good, but today...
你们供应商换了吗 Have you changed supplier?
- 没 - 是 - No. - Yes.
有吗 We have?
你又没讲 You could have told me.
来点我尝尝 Give me a bit to try.
文生 Vincent.
真要尝 Sure you want to try it?
要但我可以自己来 Yes, but I can always help myself.
- 不用我 - 谢啦 - No, I... - Thank you.
- 我来 - 好啊 - I'm on it. - Great.
- 我来 - 好啊别让我等太久喔 - I'm on it. - OK, and I'm waiting.
好小一片 That's a tiny bit!
麻烦大片一点好吗 Could I please have a bigger bit?
孩子还好吗 How are the children?
很好谢谢 Very well, thank you.
天啊 Oh my God.
如何 What?
这是 It's...
- 比戈尔火腿 - 不是不是比戈尔火腿 - Bigorre ham? - No, this isn't Bigorre ham.
我不知道 I don't know what it is
但太好吃了对吧 but it's delicious. What is it?
这是 It's...
这是一种猪肉伊朗来的 It's pork from... Iran.
伊朗 Iran?
伊朗猪肉 Iranian pork?
伊朗种 Iranian.
因为革命后 Because after the revolution,
伊斯兰教什叶派 the ayatollahs,
在七零年代 in the 1970s,
禁吃猪肉 said no to pork.
把所有猪都杀光了 They slaughtered all the pigs,
但还是有人偷养 but a few illegal farms remained.
一个法国人想办法 And a French farmer managed
从伊朗弄了一些来 to get hold of some pigs from Iran.
没听过 Well I never!
谢谢啦 Thank you.
- 柯太太谢谢 - 再见 - Thank you, Mrs. Coignard. - Goodbye.
新标签不错 These new labels are good.
颜色漂亮 Nice color.
伊朗猪肉蛤 Iranian pork?
是哪个法国人 Who's the farmer?
- 就马丁啊 - 马丁 - Martin. - Martin?
放屁我们还欠他钱 Like hell it is! We owe him money.
文生这是什么猪肉蛤 What's this pork, Vincent?
我本来昨晚要跟你讲的说 I tried telling you last night.
我没学黄秋生 I didn't copy François Michel.
还黄秋生 Michel François.
我想最好把他变成肉块 I figured it was best to turn him into meat
然后和逾期的东西一起扔掉 and throw it out with the out-of-date stuff.
一点一点丢 Little by little.
你给老娘吃人肉 You gave me human flesh?
他生前吃素 Vegan.
他们是食草动物 They're herbivores.
柯太太也是 And Mrs. Coignard too.
马上处理 I'll get rid of it.
不文生等等 No, Vincent, wait!
可是好好吃 It's so tasty.
- 你疯啦 - 尝尝看嘛 - Are you nuts? - Try it.
神经喔 Weirdo!
你会为我吃过感到高兴 You were happy for me to eat it.
你哪知啊 You didn't know.
像你这样的肉食者怎能错过 A meat eater like you shouldn't miss out.
尝尝看嘛 Try it.
来嘛就一嗲嗲 Go on. A tiny little bit.
真有那么好吃 It's that good?
我还想多吃点 I'm dying for more.
不行要丢掉 No, I'm throwing it out.
文生等等浪费太可惜了 Vincent, wait, it would be a shame to waste it.
你不知道吗 Don't you see?
完美的谋杀就是没尸体 It's a perfect crime. There's no corpse.
不需要埋或烧顶多拉出来 No need to bury or burn a body. It'll be shat out!
这是同类自相残杀 It's cannibalism.
别夸张了 Don't exaggerate!
我们吃耶稣身体吃了两千年了 For 2,000 years, we've eaten Christ's body.
也没人跟神父说不啊 And no one objects.
哈罗 Hello.
抱歉我们不是回教店 Sorry, we're not halal.
你们的火腿如雷贯耳 I'm here for your ham.
伊朗猪肉对吧 It's Iranian pork, right?
柯太太送我一些好吃的不得了 Mrs. Coignard gave me some. It tastes great.
给我来三片 I'll have three slices.
麻烦给我伊拉克猪肉 Iraqi pork, please.
- 是伊朗猪肉 - 还不是一样 - It's Iranian. - Same thing.
麻烦给我伊朗猪肉 Some Iranian pork, please.
- 买三公斤伊朗猪肉 - 两块猪排 - 3 kg of Iranian pork. - Two pork chops.
- 买伊朗火腿 - 来点伊朗猪肋 - Iranian ham. - Some Iranian ribs.
买伊朗猪肉 Iranian pork.
- 听说好吃的不得了 - 也没那么好啦 - I hear it's fabulous. - It isn't that good.
其实也没什么 Pretty ordinary in fact.
我要尝尝 I want to try it.
再来十份肋骨 Give me 10 servings of ribs.
周末我用融化的乳酪烤猪肉 At the weekend I made a pork roast with melted cheese.
现在我想试试排骨 Now I want to try out a recipe for ribs
配花生和乳酪的酱 with a peanut and cheese marinade.
绝配啊 Fantastic.
这要怎么处理切片吗 How about this? Shall I slice it?
麻烦了 Please.
我想说的是 I meant to say,
我们还在调查 we're still investigating
我们会把那些暴徒做成肉酱 but we'll make mincemeat of those thugs.
你会害我们被抓 You'll get us caught.
出去 Go on, get out!
喔不会吧 Oh, fuck!
我就说嘛 What did I tell you?
我看你把最后的全梭了 I saw you pinch the last bit earlier.
只是尝尝 It was just to try it.
不想吃就都给我吃 I'll finish it, if you don't want it.
别那样看我 Don't look at me like that.
半斤八两 You've tried it too.
小道消息的推销力量太惊人啦 It's amazing how much the grapevine sells.
就算卖四十欧元也会卖翻天 Even at 40 euros, it would fly out the door.
那还用说 It wouldn't surprise me.
从没吃过这么好吃的 I've never tasted anything like it.
但这是最后一块了 But it was the last bit.
想像一下如果我们开个素食者农场 Imagine if we started a vegan farm.
没错 Yeah, right!
我会带他们上牧场 I'd take them out to pasture.
顺便挤牛奶喔 You could milk them.
如果把他们当猎物呢打 How about hunting them?
用胶水吗 With glue?
想像一下素食主义者被包在他的蔬菜袋里 Imagine a vegan getting stuck with his bag of veggies!
我们可以挽救这间店 We could save the store.
你现在在干什么 What do you do?
我在生物科大念 I study at Sup Biotech,
农学和生物技术 a college of agronomy and biotechnology.
浓血和生物技术 Agrology and biotechnology.
是农学 Agronomy.
太棒了 That's great.
多有抱负啊 A man with ambitions.
吃饭罗 - Ready for lunch? - Yes.
来吧 Come on.
卢卡斯你最喜欢吃哪个部位 Lucas, which bit would you like?
卢卡斯怕你会不喜欢 Lucas was worried you'd feel uncomfortable,
因为 but...
他吃素 he's vegan.
难免啦 These things happen...
我想先说清楚 Just so things are clear,
我知道有人去毁你们的店 I know your store got trashed,
我唾弃这种行为 and I condemn such acts.
并非我们所有人都是极端分子 Not all of us are extremists.
对我来说这只是个人选择 For me, it's a personal decision.
我不想要求别人也这样 I don't force it on others.
那很好啊 That's good.
对吧文生 Right, Vincent?
当然说得好 Sure. Well put.
那亲爱的你照样还是要腿吗 Right, honey, do you want a leg as usual?
不了 No.
我也不吃荤了 I've given up meat.
基于对卢卡斯的尊重 Out of respect for Lucas.
但这是他个人的选择 But it's his personal decision.
- 没错 - 正好 - That's right. - Precisely!
要是她吃完肉然后跟我打啵呢 What if she kisses me after eating meat?
那就变成她强迫我跟她一样 She's forcing her decision on me.
那当然 Absolutely.
- 那来点蘑菇 - 当然不行 - How about some mushrooms? - Absolutely not.
她也不能吃蘑菇 She can't have mushrooms either.
已经跟鸡肉碰到了 They've been in contact with the chicken.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
那就变成她 She'd be forcing...
强迫你跟她一样 her decision on you.
你懂喔 You've got it!
葡萄酒呢 How about some wine?
谢了我只喝纯素酒 No thanks, I only drink vegan wine.
纯素酒 Vegan wine?
传统的葡萄酒会弄碎葡萄 With traditional wine, when the grapes are crushed,
会弄死成千上万的昆虫 thousands of little insects die.
红酒成了蚊子蚂蚁 Red wine is the blood of mosquitoes,
蛞蝓和蜗牛的血液 gnats, slugs and snails.
- 可怜喔 - 是啊 - Poor things. - That's right.
你们所谓的圣爱美浓酒庄 What you call Château Saint-Emilion,
我叫它圣爱美浓集中营 I call Château Auschwitz.
这是自由世界 It's a free world,
但乳酪其实是违反人性的 but cheese is a crime against humanity.
喂克罗伊喝奶时想像乳农 When you were nursing Chloé, imagine if a farmer
正强迫乳牛挤奶 had milked you by force.
这是不折不扣的奴隶制度 It's out and out slavery.
蛋糕里有蛋 Cakes contain eggs.
我尊重你的喜好但蛋等于母鸡的肉 Think what you like, but hens are attached to them.
想像每天一早就有人拿走你的蛋 What if someone took your ova every morning?
我停经了 I'm menopausal.
看得出 Thanks, I'd noticed!
像你这样的老牛会怎么样 What do you think happens to old cows like you?
宰了卖罗 You butcher them.
保重亲爱的很高兴认识你 Take care, honey. Nice to meet you.
多谢咖啡啊 Likewise. The coffee was great!
- 是啊 - 再见 - Right! - Goodbye.
什么人都有 What a nightmare.
- 出发 - 去哪 - We're going out. - Where?
实践个人选择罗 To make a personal decision.
那个服务生怎么样 What about the waiter?
太瘦了没几两肉 Too lean. There's no meat on him.
雪花猪肉片要挑肥的 For well-marbled meat, we need a fatty.
- 玩手机的那个 - 不行 Cell phone.
但他很完美啊年轻又胖 But he's perfect! He's young and fat.
符合我们需要 He fits the bill.
他都没跟老婆说话 He hasn't said a word to his wife.
那又怎样 So?
这一对很不幸福 They're not a happy couple.
男的压力好大 The man is stressed.
有压力的肉很老 And stress makes meat tough.
根本咬不动 He doesn't fuck enough to be eaten.
所以你很安全罗 You're safe, then.
点豆腐肠好了 Right, well, tofu sausage.
你的雪花肉进来了 Your marbled meat just walked in!
不行 No.
不可以对女人下手 No way will I attack a woman.
你怎不留意小孩子 Why not a kid while you're at it?
我喜欢小牛肉 I love veal.
你有病 You're sick.
变性人更棒 A transsexual would be ideal.
少废话 Don't talk crap!
很明显的牛肉来自阉割的公牛 It's obvious: beef comes from castrated bulls.
也没咖好 There's nothing better.
有变性的吃素吗 Do transsexual vegans exist?
怎么没有 Why not?
他们把小鸡鸡喀嚓又不吃 They cut their dick off but don't eat it!
假如要变性的素食者 If we need a chilled and vaccinated transsexual vegan,
不如把店关了 just as well shut up shop.
选好没 Have you chosen?
你太瘦啦 You're too skinny.
对不起我选 Sorry. I'll have...
藜麦牛排 the quinoa steak.
我想尝尝你们的豆腐肠 I'll try your tofu sausage.
请问一下喔你们素食店 I have a question. How come vegan restaurants
菜单菜名素菜就素菜干嘛都要冠上荤菜名 always serve zucchini kebabs and tofu sausages?
人家吃荤的店 If you go to a meat restaurant,
都不会这样 you won't find mutton carrots or beef chicory.
我不知道我去问老板 I don't know, I'll have to ask the boss.
史提芬 Stéphane!
什么事 Yes?
你好啊史提芬 Hello, Stéphane.
- 店不错啊 - 谢谢 - Nice place. - Thanks.
我们感到宾至如归 We're definitely in for a treat.
- 我下不了手 - 文生你不动手吗 - I don't feel up to it. - Vincent, don't you start!
那一只正合你意啊 The guy's everything you wanted.
又白又肥又有雪花 He's white, fat and marbled.
他好像人不错 He seems like a nice guy.
想想素食者是怎么毁我们店的 Like the vegans who trashed our store?
或是那个带坏我们克罗伊的 Or the guy who's screwing Chloé?
你到底要不要让我们活下去 Do you want us to survive or not?
- 要还是不要 - 好吧我来 - Yes or no? - I'll do it. OK.
我去牵车 I'll go get the car.
- 你不上吗 - 不 - Aren't you coming? - No.
真主至大 Allahu Akbar!
快走 Get going!
你干嘛叫真主至大 Why are you yelling "Allahu Akbar"?
让人以为我是伊斯兰恐攻 So people think it's an Islamist attack
跟我无关 and don't make the connection.
有怎样吗 What happened?
我遵照你的指示跟踪他 I did exactly as you said. I followed him,
然后跟进去拿出我的屠刀 I went into the lobby and ran at him with my meat...
辉过去 cleaver.
可是 But...
他躲开了 he dodged like this.
他应该懂点武术或忍术之类 He must do martial arts, krav maga or something.
又然后 And then...
我想再挥但有人下来 I tried attacking him again but a neighbor came down
去 to...
拿信 get her mail.
于是 And so...
我想先算了下次再来 I decided to forget it. I figured I could get him later.
你手软了 You chickened out.
才不 No, I...
知道为什么吗你没拟订计划 You know what the problem is? You don't have a modus operandi.
- 拟定什么 - 计划就是怎样下手 - A what? - A modus operandi. A plan.
连续杀人犯都有计划 Every serial killer has their MO.
我又不是连续杀人犯 I'm not a serial killer.
要救我们店你就要当连续杀人魔 To save the store, you'll have to kill several.
还记得新闻连续杀人魔怎么做案吗 Remember the Jigsaw Man of Carcassonne?
不 No.
其实都很简单 His modus operandi was simple.
有个人是深夜出去遛狗 He'd go out very late at night to walk his dog
看能不能碰到夜归女 in the hope of running into women
每次都是 doing the same.
是喔 Yeah?
为什么不叫他遛狗人 Why wasn't he dubbed the Dog Walker?
因为他支解尸体 Because he used his victims' limbs
组装成他想要的女人 to create the perfect woman.
这是他跟警察说的 That's what he told the cops.
我对他们是没意见啦我只是想完成拼图 "I had nothing against them, I was trying to complete my jigsaw.
就酱 "That's why."
这个阿达人称登山客 Adolphe Pierre Michel, aka the Trekker of the Cévennes.
作案手法很简单 A very simple modus operandi.
他会要请女生 He invited female students
参加生态之旅 to take part in eco-actions
骗她们进树林 and lured them into the woods.
- 对虐待动物说不 - 停止动物种族灭绝 - No to animal cruelty! - Stop animal genocide.
- 不做活体解剖 - 对虐待动物说不 - No to vivisection. - No to animal cruelty!
该死的吃素 Frigging vegans!
想想法国美食萨莱尔牛肉鹅肝酱 French gastronomy is Salers beef, foie gras,
里昂风格的甜面包 Lyon-style sweetbread,
还有好吃的诺曼第小牛肉排 a good Normandy veal chop!
你知道有统计吗先生 Do you know the stats, sir?
这里每天有三百万动物被杀 3 million animals are killed per day here.
全世界有六百亿 60 billion each year worldwide.
都是人类意想不到的状况下 Often in appalling conditions.
更别说过度消费 Not to mention the environmental damage
和工厂化养殖对环境的破坏 of overconsumption and factory farming.
你是种族灭绝的同谋 You're complicit in genocide!
搬去别国吧 Move to another country
不喜欢就去吃草吧 if you don't like our culture. Go graze in Vegania!
滚吧混蛋 Piss off, you dickhead!
吃肉的 Flesh eater!
去吃尸体种族歧视 Corpse muncher! Speciesist!
素食者 Veggiphobe!
感谢你们所做的 Thanks for what you're doing.
世界需要像你们这样的人 The world needs whistleblowers like you.
其实 Actually,
我们是想释放 we're planning to liberate...
可怜的实验室动物这是见不得人的 Those poor lab animals. It's a scandal.
所以就 Yes, that's why...
更别说工厂化养殖 Not to mention factory farming.
- 太可怕了 - 还有屠宰场 - Terrible. - And abattoirs!
所以我们想 That's why we're planning...
更别说马戏团对动物的残忍了 Never mind the cruelty to circus animals.
为了都小屁孩开心老虎都变小猫 Tigers are turned into kittens for kids who clap and cry,
本来就酱 "Wow, that's nature!"
简直就是耻辱 It's a disgrace!
- 所以我们想 - 真可悲 - That's why we're planning... - It's pathetic.
还有斗牛 And bullfighting!
就是把残忍当有趣 Cabrel's Corrida is balm for the ears.
动物园呢 And what are zoos?
就是监狱他们这些恶魔 Prisons! They're like Alcatraz.
不能再这样了少丢人了 No more, no less. They are too! Only less humiliating.
不再有人为你喝采 No one throws you peanuts through the bars!
- 认识事实 - 我们懂你的愤怒 - Learn the facts. - We share your anger.
骑马也是那算什么 Horse riding is the same. What is it?
现代奴隶持续两千年了 Modern slavery. It's been going on for 2,000 years.
还有打猎去他的猎狐 It's like hunting. Fucking fox hunting!
穿着红衣的混蛋向他们的猎犬吹喇叭 With jerks in red blowing their trumpets
剩下的让那些狗去做 at their hounds. Those dogs do all the work!
还割掉狗的小鸡鸡让狗工作更努力 They're castrated so they work harder.
你会割掉你员工的小鸡鸡 Would you castrate a coworker
让她们工作更有效率吗才怪 to make him more efficient? I don't think so, ma'am!
还有蜂鸟飞很快又很可爱 And hummingbirds! They're fast and cute.
还有鸡毛掸子表面有那么重要吗 Feather dusters! Where's our decency?
- 所以 - 还有吃牡蛎配柠檬 - We're... - And lemon on oysters!
在你眼睛滴滴看牡蛎太可怜了 Imagine that in your eyes! Those poor oysters.
简直侮辱还有海螺 It's an outrage. What about whelks?
就像用过的卫生棉恶心死了 They're like gaskets, all squishy and gross.
还吃 Yet we eat them.
还有海胆 And sea urchins!
还有我的小妹想看吗 And my pussy! Want to see my pussy?
我想看 I love what you're doing.
说是要逮一头高贵的野兽 We said we'd bag a noble beast,
一头可爱的有雪花肉的伊朗猪 a lovely, highly marbled Iranian pig.
结果是一只厌食穷鬼庞克 But we're going after an anorexic gutter punk.
有更好的选择吗 Got a better idea?
就当作是练习吧 See it as a practice run.
你还在学习 You're learning.
别再孬了 Don't chicken out this time.
我知道该怎么做 I know what I have to do.
他一转过身来 When his back's turned...
知道啦好吗 I know what I have to do, OK?
嗨兄弟 Hi, buddies.
这是赫梅拉和卡米尔 Meet Héméra and Camille.
怎会这样 This wasn't the plan.
我以为是3P I thought we'd be three.
这样太多人了 We don't do this sort of thing.
当一头小牛从母牛身边被带到屠宰场 When a calf is torn from its mom and led to the abattoir,
从此没了牛生对吧 that's life's plan, is it?
我说的不是这个 No, but that isn't the point.
- 赫梅拉 - 我昨天才用过 - Héméra? - I screwed a guy yesterday.
他爸开肉店 His dad's a butcher.
所以 So...
我偷了他店里的钥匙 I pinched the keys to his store!
太好了 Great.
祝你好运来吧亲爱的 Good luck to you! C'mon, hon.
总不能天天都去突击肉类加工厂 We don't get to raid a meat-processing plant every day!
相信我们 Trust us.
肉类加工厂 A meat-processing plant?
是啊 Yeah, you know,
就是一头接着一头排队吊着 there's carcass after carcass...
冷冻 Tempted?
- 好啊 - 不要 - Sure. - No!
我 Well, I...
对动物种族灭绝说不 No to animal genocide?
太好了上我们的车 Great! Ride with us.
并肩作战 We stick together.
蔬菜万岁 V Power.
来 Here.
我们认识吗 Do we know each other?
我们 Us?
不应该不 No, I don't think so.
没见过 We've never met?
你见过吗 No. Have you seen him before?
没 No.
应该没 I don't think so.
我们做生意时不曾 In our business, we never forget a face so...
什么生意 What business?
我们 We take care of...
浇花 everything to do with flowers.
开花店 Florists.
- 花店 - 花艺布置 - Floral? - Floral arrangements.
想交换吗 Want to swap?
好啊 I'd love to.
要是我老婆不反对 If my wife doesn't mind.
我说的不是那个 Not that.
你的鸡面具跟我的猪面具 Your chicken mask for my pig mask.
这个喔 This?
好啊没问题 Sure, no problem.
猪让我想起我的过去 That pig reminds me of my past.
我在一家猪屠宰场工作过 I worked in a pig abattoir.
宰杀过成千上万只 Murdered thousands.
约书亚说要被赦免 Joshua says to be forgiven,
我现在要去宰牧农猎人和屠夫 I have to kill farmers, hunters and butchers.
让屠夫失业
- 我们不能去 - 不然呢 - We can't do this. - What else can we do?
你想让那个疯子找我们麻烦吗 Do you want that madman to give us a hard time?
没回头路了来吧上 We've no choice. Come on, let's go.
- 来吧 - 我感觉不舒服 - Coming? - No. It doesn't feel right.
- 是吗 - 是啊 - Sure? - Yes.
她就别去了顾好自己 We can't make her. She can be look-out.
我会顾好自己 Yes, I'll be look-out.
她会顾好自己 She'll be look-out.
顾好自己 OK, be look-out.
蔬菜万岁 V Power!
谁才是老大蛤 Who's the boss now, huh?
你怎么可以砸马克跟史提芬妮的店 How could you do that to Marc and Stéphanie?
我们的朋友耶这让我良心不安 They're our friends. I have a moral problem with it.
是你的朋友 They're your friends.
这让我很爽 And it did me good.
你要这么说 In that case...
素食者和他们谁商我们最深 Out of the vegans and them, who's hurting us most?
冒充素食者也是你的主意 And it was your idea to pretend to be vegans,
还作案计划 with your modus operandi!
你饿了吧 I thought you were hungry.
是啊 So did I.
可惜不是伊朗猪肉 But it isn't Iranian pork.
的确不是 No, it isn't Iranian pork.
想要就动手干吧 If you want some, get your ass in gear.
我不想再吃了 I don't plan to eat any.
我吃过一次了无遗憾 I tried it once, to not die ignorant.
但我不是食人族 But I'm not a cannibal.
如果你这么想吃的话自己去猎 If you want to eat it that badly, go hunting yourself.
知道你的毛病吗 Know what your problem is?
遇到麻烦就靠我 When the going gets tough, you lean on me.
烦不烦啊 And I'm sick of it.
真没种 You have no balls.
一点胆都没 And definitely no spunk.
该把你吃掉 I should eat you.
再说一次让你后悔 Say that again, and you'll be sorry!
来啊帕文生 Go on, Vincent Pascal.
想打女人了吗 You hit women now?
你被甩了 You're dumped.
我先甩你的晚上你自理吧 I dumped you first. Have a good night with your dog!
晚上去找你的 And you have a good night with...
黄秋生 the Dissector of Choisy-le-Roi.
死黄秋生 The Dissector of Charleroi!
疯婆子 Whatever, you crazy bitch!
怪胎 Weirdo!
- 他说黄秋生 - 你说啥 - Michel François. - Sorry?
演红人肉叉烧包的黄秋生 The Dissector of Charleroi is Michel François.
对 Right.
你也看连续杀人魔吗 Are you a fan of serial killer shows?
不是 No.
我是没特意看啦 I don't go out of my way to watch them.
我昨晚看了盖伊·法布里斯 Last night I saw Guy Fabrice.
布列斯特的杀人狂 The Butcher of Brest.
没错 Absolutely!
真是 Now he...
我的最爱是西西莉丹尼斯 My favorite is Cécile Denis.
西西莉丹尼斯 Cécile Denis?
你不知道她是谁 You haven't heard of her?
- 不认识 - 她好厉害 - I haven't, no. - She's good.
西西莉丹尼斯 Cécile Denis...
这新闻好大条 It's a great story.
她是一名护士 She's a nurse's aide in Dijon
但因抑郁症请病假 but is on sick leave for depression.
她服用大量药物 She takes loads of meds.
到啦 This is it.
到啦 And here you are!
- 感恩啦 - 不客气 - Thank you. - Don't mention it.
等等我来有点紧 Hang on, I'll help you. It's a bit fiddly.
你家是肉店 You live in a butcher's shop?
不是只是在这上班 No, we only work there.
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
我送一个杀猪的回家 It's just that I gave a butcher a ride home,
而我是吃素的 and I'm vegan.
你吃素 You're vegan?
可是你在荤食店上班 But you work in a meat restaurant.
就缺钱啊刚好遇到这个工作 I was broke. I took the first job that came along.
我本该丢下你不管 I should have left you in the lot.
你说真的 Seriously?
当然不是 Course not.
我很注重所有生物的安危 I'm for the well-being of all living things,
尤其是漂亮的女人 especially pretty women.
- 拜托 - 怎么 - Oh, come on. - What?
- 我已是糟糠 - 才不是你很漂亮 - I'm a mess. - You're not, you're gorgeous.
的确是 You are!
再找个男人没问题 You'll have no problem finding a new man.
如果不弃嫌可以来找我 And if you don't... you know where to find me.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我有老公 I'm married.
就那个把你丢下不管的 To that gentleman who left you on the lot?
你还有权找乐子 You're entitled to some fun.
你就没有 Aren't you?
不想吗 Don't you want to?
你疯啦 Are you crazy?
- 对不起 - 你还真是个杀猪的 - I'm sorry. - You really are a butcher.
我分不出是吃到什么 I don't know what got into me.
真是 Fuck!
用这个 Here, use this.
- 我流血了 - 洗一下吧 - I'm bleeding! - You need to wash your mouth.
进去一下吧 Just come up for a minute.
你先生还在 Your husband's there!
就说你刹车不小心伤的 We'll say you hurt yourself when you braked.
- 太扯了 - 来吧 - This is insane! - Come on.
让我帮你吧 Trust me. Come clean yourself up.
嗨 Hi!
肥子乖 Hello, Chubster.
化妆室在下面 The bathroom's down the hall.
开什么玩笑 You're taking the piss.
怎样 What?
现在就带汉子回家啦 Bringing men home now?
不是汉子 He isn't a man,
是伊朗猪 he's an Iranian pig.
- 快赶他走 - 可是他在流血 - Just get rid of him! - But he's bleeding.
因为我们正要打啵别问我为什么 Because when we kissed, don't ask me why,
我吃他的舌头 I bit his tongue.
让他洗一下嘴好吗 He can clean up his mouth, right?
你俩打啵 You two kissed?
是啊 Sure.
你甩了你老婆就会酱 That's what happens when you abandon your wife.
当你说 你被甩了我想我又恢复单身了 You said, "You're dumped." So I figured I was single.
如果酱我又不想复合 And if I am, if we've no plans together,
又没伊朗猪吃那我想干嘛就干嘛 no Iranian pork, I'll do what I want.
我也粉喜欢他吻功一级棒 I like him too. He's a great kisser.
他的舌头在我嘴里 When I felt his tongue in my mouth,
让我感觉到 it had been ages
失去多年的感觉 since I'd felt anything like it.
我要宰了他 I'm gonna get him!
他一出来给他个措手不及 When he comes out, you strike.
你不用操心 Don't you worry.
我来收拾他 I'm going to fix him.
我先赏他两耳光 I'll give him a carotid slap,
再砍他的猪脖子 slit the pig's throat,
让他在血泊中断气 and he'll drown in his own blood.
然后做成香肠 Then I'll turn him into a sausage.
好肥美的香肠 A big fat sausage.
怎么啦 What's wrong?
这方式不好 Maybe it isn't a good idea.
我不是软手 Hey, I'm not chickening out.
但就这样上会让肉有压力 But if I go for him, it might stress the meat.
会变不好吃 And that isn't good.
最好吃的牛肉是什么 What's the world's best beef?
- 神户牛肉 - 日本牛肉 - Kobe beef? - Japanese beef.
因为那种牛很悠闲 Because the cows are so relaxed.
就是我们要的 That's what we need.
神户素食者 A Kobe vegan.
你好厉害 You're good at this.
我都是这样处理肉的 I always do it to my meat.
对啦 Oh yes.
好舒服 That feels great.
再用力 Harder?
好啊 Oh yes.
别动给你准备热水 Don't move, I'll get a basin for your feet.
我哪都不去 I'm not going anywhere.
你怎么了 What are you doing?
对不起苏菲我下不了手 I'm sorry, Sophie, I can't do it.
我不配当你先生 I should've been called Vincent Yellow.
那我要恢复娘家的姓 And I should've kept my maiden name.
我搬去跟马克他们住直到你找到新房子 I'll stay with Marc and Stéphanie until you find an apartment.
那我该怎么做 What am I going to do?
文生别问我你看着办吧 Not my problem, Vincent. Deal with it.
如果你还爱我 If you loved me,
就不会犹疑不决如果还想活下去 you wouldn't hesitate. If you wanted us to survive...
知道吗 You know what?
说什么都不重要了你头都洗一半了 There's no point even talking. We're done.
快去客厅解决他吧 Just get him out of the lounge.
怎样才能把你老婆带走 So how do you want me to take your wife?
你说啥 Sorry?
得了吧 Oh, come on!
打啵打到咬舌头了还帮我按摩 You fake an argument, she bites my tongue, massages me.
你还能袖手旁观吗 Just going to watch?
还是要来个三人行 Or will you join in?
他为什么光着屁股 Why's he butt naked?
是你的作案手法吗 Is that your modus operandi?
别再带妖怪回家 Don't bring weirdos home again.
好的亲爱的 OK, honey.
这家伙是条疯狗 The guy's a psychopath.
知道啦亲爱的 I hear you, honey.
嘿 Hey!
怎么啦 What's up?
嗨亲爱的 Hi, honey.
卢卡斯跟我意见不合 Lucas and I had a fight.
怎么说 Why?
他认为我偷偷在吃肉 He thinks I eat meat in secret.
- 有吗 - 没 - Do you? - No!
他说我是杀猪的女儿天生如此 He says I'm a butcher's daughter and it's in my blood.
他宁可去追殡仪馆的女儿 He'd rather screw a mortician's daughter!
也就是说 That's mean.
这下不妙 That isn't nice.
他说即使是穴居人也从不选择吃肉 He says even cavemen never ate meat by choice.
- 我们哪是洞穴人 - 当然不是 - Are we fucking cavemen? - Of course not.
知道吗我这老肉食者想吃 You know what? This old flesh eater
一大堆肋排和一张床过夜 wants some ribs and a bed for the night.
- 不行 - 什么 - No! - What?
不行 No.
- 我不能睡沙发喔 - 不行 - I can sleep on the couch. - No.
回去找你的男蹦友吧 Go back to your boyfriend.
为什么 Why?
他是个有抱负有理想的青年他是未来 He's a great guy with great ideas. He's the future.
快去跟他道歉 And apologize for eating meat.
- 我又没吃 - 你身上都是肉味 肉是邪恶的 - I didn't eat any. - You reek of it! Meat is evil.
很晚了该感谢那男生 It's too late for us. But thanks to that boy,
你要帮我们争口气好吗 you can cleanse our honor, OK?
杀猪的女儿跟素食者就像茱丽叶与罗密欧 A butcher's girl and a vegan is like Romeo and Juliet,
像以色列人和巴勒斯坦人 an Israeli and a Palestinian,
像罗马人和 a Rom and a...
我们爱你亲爱的 We love you, honey.
晚安替我们亲你男蹦友 Goodnight. Kiss your boyfriend for us.
凌晨三点三十位消防员 3am, 30 firemen...
被烧得精光约四百万元损失 It's gutted. 100,000 euros damage.
史提芬妮 Stéphanie!
我们尽快赶来了 We came as fast as possible.
- 我知道你很难过 - 谢谢亲爱的 - I know how you feel. - Thanks, sweetie.
这可不向你们那家小店 It isn't a small store like yours.
四百万元哪 There's 100,000 euros damage.
怎样 Well?
很高兴你来了 I'm glad you're here.
我们看了录影跟洗劫你们店的人是同伙人 We viewed the footage. The same gang ransacked your store.
谢天谢地还好有装录影机 It's a good job I installed CCTV!
可花了我三十万 8,000 euros it cost us.
保护我们是你们的工作 It's your job to protect us.
- 我可是按时缴税的喔 - 去年还缴了三十万 - I pay enough taxes. - 80,000 euros last year.
你们还想要什么 What is it you want?
沾蕃茄酱吗 A sweetener?
我们好朋友也是黑人 Hey, our best friend is black.
先生我们会继续调查 The investigation is progressing, sir.
多亏了这些印刷品 Thanks to these prints,
我们认出那个摘下面具的 we identified the man whose mask you removed.
蒂莫西·梅特拉23岁 Timothée Maitrat, aged 23.
有释放珍珠鸡的前科 Previously convicted for freeing guinea fowl.
有前科 Previously convicted!
认得吗 Do you recognize him?
发生太快很难确认 It all happened so fast, it's hard to say.
抓到人没 Have you arrested him?
我们正积极搜捕中 We're actively seeking him.
除了我们肉店一切安好 That's all very well, but it's our butcher's shop!
看看录影 Look at the footage.
我不想看 I don't want to.
看啦 Come on, look!
- 或许有帮助 - 看看这些混蛋 - It could help us. - Look at the bastards.
尤其那个戴猪面具的 Look at that swine in a pig mask!
- 一定是带头的 - 可能是 - He must be the boss. - Maybe.
- 真是丢脸 - 不予置评 - It's a disgrace. - I'm speechless.
太扯了 Outrageous.
我很遗憾 And I'm sorry,
但看看那个 but look at that!
怎么可以这样 That's unacceptable.
希特勒吃素吗 Hitler was vegetarian.
他照样屠杀几百万人 That didn't stop him butchering millions!
现在别闹马克 Not now, Marc.
你们要是做不好换我来 If you lot don't do your job, I'll do it for you.
而且更有效 And way more effectively too!
我们可以请到更厉害的佣兵来 We can afford to hire some Yugo or Romanian heavies.
花四十万 10,000 euros the hit.
最便宜的是谁 Who's the cheapest?
- 阿尔巴尼亚人 - 没错 - The Albanians. - That's it.
我可以问句话吗 May I have a word?
跟案情有关吗 To help with the inquiry?
我用六种香料粉做了腌料 I've made a marinade with six-spice powder,
加蜂蜜和香蕉奶油 honey and banana cream.
好吃得要死 It's to die for!
当然要配最好的 I need the best for it.
还有伊朗猪肉吗 Do you have any Iranian pork?
- 有啊 - 那还用说 - Yes. - Sure!
真的 You do?
- 我买一斤伊朗猪肉 - 抱歉 - 600g of Iranian pork, please. - Sorry.
刚卖掉最后一块已经叫货了 I just sold the last bit. We've had a run on it.
伊朗猪肉销售一空了 We're all out of Iranian pork!
何时才有 When will you have more?
明天 Tomorrow.
真的 Really?
当然我们会要求供货商 Sure. We'll ask the farmer.
- 明天 - 我明天再来 - Tomorrow. - I'll come by tomorrow then.
- 再见 - 谢谢光临 - Goodbye. - Have a nice day.
还有好多你看看 There's plenty here. Look at this.
在这里处理吗 Do we have to cut him up in here?
要不然跑掉怎么办动动脑 It'll go everywhere otherwise. Use your brain.
别弄脏他家 We can't mess up his home.
他人还不错 He looks like a real nice guy.
亲爱的你太多愁善感了跟你提过川普吗 You're too sensitive, honey. Did I ever tell you about Thumper?
- 川普 - 没提过吗 - Thumper? - I never told you about him?
我小时候有只小白兔 When I was little, I had a little bunny rabbit
叫川普 called Thumper.
做什么都有他陪 I did everything with him.
一起睡觉是我最好的朋友 He slept with me. He was my best buddy.
然后有一天为了庆祝我弟受洗 Then one day, for my kid brother's christening,
我爸把川普煮来吃 my dad cooked Thumper.
把川普红烧我又不能不吃 He made Thumper stew and I had to eat it.
虽然我爱川普胜过一切 Although I loved Thumper more than anything in the world,
但我更爱他变成红烧肉 I loved him even more as stew.
我忘不了他他与我同在 I've never forgotten him. He's here.
我想这就像庆祝开斋节 I guess it's a bit like celebrating Eid.
你要这样说也可以 If you say so.
那 Right...
祝开斋节快乐 Eid Mubarak!
佳节愉快亲爱的 Happy holiday, honey.
今晚你会烤马铃薯吗 Will you make potato gratin tonight?
会啊这有点老需要一些大蒜 Sure, it's been ages. We'll need to get some garlic.
上次好好吃你加了什么 You added something delicious last time. What was it?
我用生奶油代替鲜奶油 I substituted the crème fraîche with raw cream.
好爱喔 Well I loved it!
但焗烤好吃的秘诀是 But the secret to a good gratin is...
别插嘴 Hey, don't interrupt!
但焗烤好吃的秘诀是 The secret to a good gratin is...
肉豆蔻 Nutmeg.
这只不错 He's a fine beast.
- 真的 - 是的 - Really? - Yes.
- 哪找的 - 素食烧烤店 - Where'd you find him? - A vegan barber shop.
你好 - Hello. - Hi.
维尼这是文生 Winnie, this is Vincent.
幸会 Nice to meet you.
有什么好笑的 Why are you laughing?
没什么我们累昏了 Don't worry. We're exhausted at the moment,
所以动不动就笑 so we laugh at the slightest thing.
这是维尼第一次出任务 It's Winnie's first action.
我以前都不敢 I've never dared to before.
但我现要去拯救地球 But I'm out to save the planet now.
- 很棒 - 蔬菜万岁 - That's great. - V Power.
蔬菜万岁 V Power.
好漂亮 What a beaut!
别这样 Stop it.
出任务最好戴面具 You'll need a mask. It's better for the raid.
可是我们没熊面具 But we don't have a bear mask.
你在说什么 What's that?
- 开玩笑啦 - 别理他 - Just kidding. - Ignore him.
- 你笑我 - 没啦 - Are you making fun of me? - No.
在学校同学都笑我的名字 I was teased at school because of my name.
维尼是个好名 Winnie's a nice name.
- 是吗 - 我好喜欢 - You think so? - I love it.
我有个朋友叫老虎 I have a buddy called Tigger.
- 你在笑我 - 才没有 - You're teasing me now. - Not at all!
够了 Cut it out.
安全帽给我选个面具 Give me your helmet and pick a mask.
选一个喜欢的 Take any one you like.
有没有猫熊面具 Do you have a panda mask?
- 亲爱的还好吗 - 快追 - You OK, honey? - Go after him!
维尼 Winnie?
维尼等等 Wait, Winnie!
你误会了 It's a misunderstanding!
维尼回来我跟你解释 Come back, Winnie. We can talk!
维尼等等 Winnie, wait!
- 维尼 - 跑去哪了 - Winnie? - Where the fuck is he?
搞丢了 I think we've lost him.
真是 Shit!
- 卡德尔·罗伯特就是这样被抓的 - 谁 - This is how Kader Robert got caught. - Who?
一个连续杀人魔 The Fontainebleau Werewolf, Kader Robert.
一个受害者逃跑 One of his victims got away.
画出肖像就落网了 She created a photofit. He was screwed.
听到没 Did you hear that?
等等 Hang on Hang on.
维尼 Winnie?
一定是心脏病发作了 He must have had a heart attack.
打猎中常有的事 It often happens during hunts.
可怜的小家伙 Poor little guy.
很完美 He's perfect.
全身粉红色又胖嘟嘟的 All pink and chubby.
就像腌猪腿肉 Like a gammon.
多谢了 Thank you.
应该叫小乳猪 They should've called him Piglet.
怎么样 What do you think?
- 实在是 - 好吃 - I must say... - It's good.
伊朗猪肉也不赖 this Iranian pork isn't bad at all.
谢谢 Thanks.
多少钱 How much is it?
- 一公斤两千四 - 两千四 - 60 euros a kilo. - 60 euros?
好好吃 Delicious.
我要葡萄酒 Give me some wine.
两千四你不就赚翻了 60 euros? That'll boost your bank account.
- 当然 - 我们很满意 - For sure. - We're not complaining.
他太可爱了 He was so cute.
谁 Who?
这条猪 The pig.
我们拜访牧农时 We got to visit the farmer
他带我们看这条猪 and he showed us the pig.
让我们受不了 We felt bad.
他太可爱了 He was so cute,
全身粉红色又胖嘟嘟的 all chubby and pink.
就像你 He looked like you!
真是 Damn!
这什么玩意 What the fuck is that?
他们为什么给它吃啊 What do they feed them?
差点咬断牙齿什么啊 I almost broke my tooth. What is it?
心律调节器 It's a pacemaker!
怎么会 No way.
这也有 It is too.
- 那个 - 是啊 - That? - Yes.
我看看 Show me.
不是啦这是 No, it's...
晶片 a microchip.
就像行车纪录器一样 To improve livestock traceability.
我在医院上过班确定这是心律调节器 I worked in a hospital, it's a pacemaker!
就算是那又怎样 Sure it is. So what?
这是稀有品种 It's a rare breed.
果猪有心脏病为什么不安装心律调节器 Why not fit a pacemaker if a pig has a heart condition?
这可是一公斤两千四 It's 60 euros a kilo.
那这个牧农是哪位 So who's the farmer, then?
别问了我就是不告诉你 Don't insist! You know I won't tell you.
我们只算是小咖 We're just getting our head above water.
怎么可以透漏给竞争对手 Why tip off the competition?
文生怎么那么小气 Vincent, what are you on about?
不看看我们去年的表现 What did we make last year?
- 税后三千六百万盈余 - 还竞争对手 - 900K after tax. - The competition!
对我们的店来说 For all our stores.
还是最差的一年 It was a bad year too.
- 几乎 - 不好意思 - We're hardly... - Sorry.
是一伙的 in the same league!
你说到重点 You've got a point.
毕竟我们都是卖肉 We sell meat after all.
你在暗示什么 What are you implying?
你都不在乎品质 You don't give a shit about quality.
就像情趣商品连锁店 It could be a sex shop chain.
又卖牛肉又卖按摩棒能赚钱的都卖 A cow, a vibrator, as long as it brings money in.
你怎么了 Hey, what's got into you?
够啦亲爱的 Bullshit, honey.
谢谢啦小苏 Thanks, Sosso!
你可以用按摩棒自嗨 You can pleasure yourself with a vibrator.
去你的 Fuck you!
你太没品了我们快离开这鬼地方 You're so vulgar. Let's leave these assholes.
她说得对你就是个混蛋 She's right, you are an asshole.
住在混蛋豪宅还有混蛋游泳池 With an asshole's house, an asshole's pool.
还有你说多少啊三千六百万盈余 And how much? 900K of asshole turnover!
还有一个泼妇老婆 And a big bitch of a wife!
你不想活啦 Goddamn you!
住手 Stop!
文生马克 Vincent! Marc!
他们会两败俱伤 They'll hurt each other.
住手 Stop!
马克 Marc!
文生住手 Vincent, stop it!
可恶 Fuck!
竟敢咬我耳朵 He bit my fucking ear!
畜生 Son of a bitch!
咬我耳朵 He bit my ear.
文生你有病 You're a sick man, Vincent.
是马克先动手 Marc started it.
还咬碎 He's chewing it.
你应该多吃蔬菜 You should eat more veg.
- 小胖别吃 - 让人反胃 - Chubster, leave it. - It's revolting.
别叫 Stop that.
亲爱的走了吧 Ready, honey?
豹速度很快但没有什么持久力 Leopards are fast but have little staying power.
为了得到猎物 To get his prey,
必须尽可能靠近猎物 Kumba must get as close as possible.
藉由它的斑点 Thanks to its spots, the leopard is a master
豹天生为伪装艺术的大师 in the art of camouflage.
心律调节器的事真鸟 That business with the pacemaker sucks.
没什么大不了的啦 Not as much as a finger in the pie!
蠢香肠 Silly sausage!
- 我们应该早发现 - 亲爱的别担心 - We could've been found out. - Don't fret, darling.
他们不会知道的 They won't make the connection.
塞进香肠维尼最后一块肉 Tuck into this sausage, it's the last bit of Winnie.
小熊维尼 Little Winnie!
你们好 Hello!
不好意思麻烦你们移一下野餐位置好吗 Excuse me, could you picnic elsewhere?
其实 Actually...
空间很大这是个大森林 there's loads of room. It's a big forest.
我最喜欢在那晒太阳 This is my favorite sun spot.
这样很没礼貌 You've no respect.
抱歉都是啤酒 Sorry, it's the beer.
我来这里是为 I come here to commune
与树木鲜花生命本身交流 with the trees, flowers, life itself.
但散发着尸体烧焦的味道 But it reeks of burnt corpses.
你做哪种瑜伽 What sort of yoga do you do?
比克拉姆热瑜伽 Bikram - hot yoga.
我们喜欢热狗瑜珈 We prefer hot dog yoga!
好吧 Right, well.
- 给你用吧 - 谢谢 - We'll leave you to it. - Thank you.
那就收拾一下吧 That's sorted then. Great!
- 你就好好做你的热狗瑜珈 - 是热瑜珈 - Enjoy your hot dog yoga! - Hot yoga.
比克拉姆热瑜伽 Bikram yoga.
- 干杯 谢谢来聊 - 谢谢 - Cheers! Enjoy your session. - Thanks.
好好利用喔 Yes, make the most of it.
帮我们向太阳致敬 Salute the sun for us.
不行 No.
- 为何不 - 那张脸我不喜欢 - Why not? - I don't like his face.
这是什么理由 That's not a valid reason.
你越来越挑剔了 You're becoming picky.
要赶快找一个 We'd better find one fast.
我不想再晒太阳和吃大头菜了 I'm sick of their sunchokes and rutabaga.
被遗忘的蔬菜 They're forgotten vegetables.
谁还记得啊 Who's the jerk who remembered them?
文生 Vincent?
- 快走 - 什么 - Let's go. - What?
- 走啦 - 为什么 - We're leaving. - Why?
- 快走 - 多挑挑 - Come on, let's go. - Look at all this choice!
爸 Dad?
嘿 Hey.
你们来干嘛 What are you doing here?
我们来 We came to...
交流交流顺便买些菜 listen to the talks and buy some veg.
哇杀猪的来逛菜市场 Wow, butchers at Veggie Planet!
是啊 Yes.
其实上次聚餐后 The fact is, since our lunch together,
我们开始探讨一些 we've asked some searching questions
动物的问题 about the animal condition.
好多问题 Lots of questions.
但你们没把店收掉 But you haven't shut up shop.
我们还是要谋生啊 We have to earn a living somehow.
我们是思想开放的屠夫 We're open-minded butchers!
当然就像希特勒遵守安息日一样 Sure! It's like Hitler observing the Sabbath!
这是什么比喻差太远了 What comparison is that? That's so borderline!
知道最近有些素食者失踪吗 What about all the vegans that have recently vanished?
我们认为这是 We think it's orchestrated
由牧农联盟或杀猪协会精心策划的 by the Union of Farmers or the Butchers' Guild.
靠宰杀动物的家伙 The folk who make a killing by exploiting animals
想叫我们闭嘴 want to shut us up.
- 好大的阴谋齁 - 是啊 - A big conspiracy, huh? - Yeah!
911就是烘培大会 And 9/11 was the Bakers' Union!
这不好笑下一个可能就是我们 This is serious, we could be next!
亲爱的不会的你太瘦了 Not you, sweetie.
那有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
我不会去你们的展会杀猪的这边做不到生意 I don't visit your trade fairs. Butchers have no business here!
我们走 Let's go, hun.
走吧 Shall we go?
你看她不错喔 Look, she's perfect.
现在太冒险了 It's too risky after what just happened.
那才刺激啊 That's what's so exciting, darling.
你知道我不对女人下手 You know I don't attack women.
可惜 A pity.
黑人和女人可是两种新口味 Black and female, that's two new flavors.
免谈 No way.
别走 Nafissatou!
你误会啦 It's a misunderstanding.
回来别走 Come back, Nafissatou!
没事吧 Everything OK?
先生晚安 Good evening, sir.
我看到灯亮着就过来看看 I saw the light on. I thought I'd check in on you.
没事啦就是 Everything's fine. It's just...
还有东西要处理 I've a lot on my plate.
又有新斩获 Victim of your success?
是啊 Exactly.
你的伊朗猪肉是完全独一无二的 Your Iranian pork is totally unique.
谢谢 Thanks.
实在太好吃了 It's so delicious,
我不禁怀疑是不是真猪肉 it makes me wonder if it really is pork.
怎会这样想 I don't know where you find it.
我是狗屎运找到这么棒的供应商 I'm lucky to have great suppliers.
现在能给我一些吗 Could I get some now?
我们现在 The thing is...
打烊了我也要下班回家了 we're closed, and I'm all out of it too.
我了解 OK, I understand.
你案子 About the case...
嫌疑人一直没找到 We've not found yours,
有十个素食者报失踪 and 10 other vegans have been reported missing.
有什么不对吗 Is something wrong?
嗯 Huh?
滚 Get out!
对不起请见谅 Sorry, excuse me.
那次袭击后我得了创伤后心里障碍症 I've had PTSD since the attack.
你该去看心理医生 You should see a shrink.
- 是啊 - 创伤后更要去 - You're right. - It's essential after trauma.
特别是对于不习惯暴力的人来说 Especially for folk unaccustomed to violence.
对不起 Sorry.
- 我该走了 - 我们最终会克服的 - I guess I should go. - We'll get over it eventually.
- 谢谢关心 - 再见 - Thanks for coming by. - Goodbye.
伊朗猪肉 Iranian pork!
- 晚安啦 - 晚安 - Have a good evening, sir. - You too.
他来找我们了 He's onto us.
亲爱的你想太多了 You're totally paranoid, darling.
找不到尸体他们一点办法也没有 With no bodies, they've nothing to go on.
没受害者就没有罪犯 No victims means no culprits.
- 我把东西都扔了 - 什么 - I threw out the goods. - What?
就像黄秋生那样 I did what Michel François did.
我应该早点我把扔在镇上的垃圾桶 I should have sooner. I left them in trash cans around town.
我们被抓前赶快罢手 Let's stop before we're caught.
你无缘无故惊慌失措 You're panicking for nothing.
现在罢手太可惜了 It'd be a pity to stop now.
我们快破连续杀人魔的记录了 We're about to beat Louis Jean Julien's record.
我不在乎 I don't give a shit!
我又不是要跟谁比赛 I'm not competing with the Seamstress of Béthune
或创什么世界纪录 or the Jigsaw Man of Narbonne.
- 亲爱的是金氏纪录 - 一样啦 - Carcassonne, honey! - Same thing.
我们挽救我们的店还有所有 We wanted to save the store, and we have.
现在就罢手 So we quit now.
便神经病前罢手 We stop before we turn into psychopaths.
别夸大其词 Don't exaggerate.
你认为我吃马克耳朵时正常吗 You think I was in my right mind when I ate Marc's ear?
还有你吃那家伙舌头时 Or when you ate that guy's tongue?
连小胖看到素食者也会很兴奋 Even Chubster goes berserk when he sees a vegan.
去菜市场时 At Veggie Planet,
有个九岁男孩胖嘟嘟的 there was this 9-year-old boy, all chubby and forlorn.
离我好近 I was this close to...
吃冰淇淋的男孩 The boy eating an ice cream?
- 是啊 - 你也看到啦 - Yes. - You saw him too?
你怎么没说他比谁都棒 Why didn't you say so? He was better than Nafissatou.
谁 Who's there?
卢卡斯 Lucas.
要干嘛 What do you want?
可以说话吗 Can I have a word?
说啊 Go ahead.
让他进来 Let him in.
克罗伊没跟来 Chloé didn't send me.
我睡不着她不知道我来 I couldn't sleep. She doesn't know I'm here.
我想来为我的失态道歉 I wanted to apologize for losing my temper.
事情很麻烦 Things are complicated.
失踪的素食者让我很有压力 I'm stressed about the missing vegans.
简直要疯了 I'm really on edge.
但我坚持我的信仰 But I stand firm in my beliefs:
我们需要改变与动物的关系以及消费它们的方式 we need to change our relationship with animals and how we consume them.
你不怪你们 You're not to blame, though.
我认识两个诚实真诚 I see two honest storekeepers,
认真工作 sincere, working with passion
又无害的店主 and not harming anyone.
- 我们尽力 - 我们只是简单的劳工 - We try our best. - We're simple working folk.
最重要的是 And above all,
你们的女儿很棒 your daughter's awesome.
没有她我活不下去 I feel lost without her.
但我快失去她了我会受不了 But I'm losing her, and I can't bear it.
别那么激动 Don't get so worked up, sunshine.
我们喜欢你 We're fond of you.
今天下午发生的事情令人遗憾可是 What happened this afternoon is regrettable, but...
别挂心上好吗 let's forget it, OK?
没那么糟放轻松 Things aren't that bad. Just relax.
看有什么可以让他轻松 Get something to relax him.
没关系我要走了 It's OK, I'm going.
你这样子先别走 No, you can't leave in this state.
亲爱的去厨房看有什么可以让他轻松的 Get something from the kitchen to relax him, honey.
不要 No.
去啦 Yes.
不要 No.
去啦 Yes.
不要没人需要放松 No, no one's going to relax.
起来回去吧 That's enough. Get up and say goodbye.
他要回去照顾我们女儿 He's going home to look after our girl.
克罗伊很爱他 Chloé loves him very much.
谢谢你过来蔬菜万岁 Off you go, thanks for coming, V Power!
你疯啦 You must be mad.
他可是第一个宅配到府的伊朗猪啊 He was our first home-delivery Iranian pig.
你怎么了 What are you doing?
为什么你就是不了解 Why won't you understand?
了解什么 Understand what?
我不知道 I don't know.
例如那个维尼 Winnie, for instance.
那可怜的小孩在学校被霸凌 The poor kid was teased at school.
肥胖又有心脏病 He was obese and had a weak heart.
我们像猎杀狗一样追着他 We hunted him down like a hog.
现在居然想对我们女婿下手 And now you want to eat your son-in-law.
还有那九岁小孩 Or a nine-year-old kid!
可是小牛肉好好吃 But veal is the best of all.
我怎么会答应你一起疯狂 Why did I agree to this madness?
我可没杀人喔 I haven't killed anyone.
再也没伊朗猪肉了 Iranian pork is over!
马马杜·尚尚又叫贝蒂讷裁缝 Mamadou Jean-Jean, aka the Seamstress of Béthune.
这个异装癖的反社会分子在网上 This transvestite sociopath lured young men on the Internet
以化名卡尔圣母引诱年轻人 under the alias Carl the Virgin.
杀了他们然后做成名牌外套 He killed them and made designer coats out of them.
直到他的女友揭发 Until his lover reported him...
柯太太要什么 Mrs. Coignard?
来一斤伊朗猪排 600g of Iranian pork chops.
不卖了 We don't have any.
伊朗猪肉缺货 We're out of Iranian pork!
何时才有 When will you have some?
不进了 We've stopped doing it.
牧农退休了 The farmer has retired.
怎么可能 But he can't have!
换美味的干式熟成牛肉怎么样 How about some tasty dry-aged beef?
省省吧 Keep your damn beef!
这那种表情 Don't give me that look.
该做的都做了 If you'd done what was needed...
就别又开始 Don't start that again!
打从你失去胆量开始 You started by losing your balls!
毕竟我为我们尽力了 After all I've done for us!
文生 Vincent!
亲爱的对不起我不是故意的 Sorry, darling, I didn't mean it.
- 你好 - 我们打烊了 - Good evening. - We're closed.
我想要十朵白玫瑰 I'd like ten white roses, please.
没看到只有一个杀猪的吗 Can't you see this is a butcher's...
出去 Get out of here.
我以为你开的是花店 I thought you were a florist.
小胖 Chubster!
小胖回来 Chubster, come here!
如何啊 Well?
聊聊你的小把戏 How about you explain your little game?
你是什么 What are you?
半屠夫半素食 Half butcher, half vegan?
你不是反对虐待动物吗 Weren't you against animal cruelty?
可是他 And him?
你认为他有被善待吗 Do you think he was well-treated?
你有被善待吗 Were you well-treated?
没有一点都没有 "No, I wasn't at all well-treated."
是这个女人对你这样的吗 Did that lady do this to you?
是的就是这泼妇 "Yes. That fat bitch."
不可骂人 Hey you, it's rude to swear!
天啊 Goodness!
你想要我们怎么处理她 What d'you want us to do to her?
看她怎么对我的 "What she did to me."
什么意思 What do you mean?
我要你把她大卸八块 "I want you to turn her into meat."
听到没 Did you hear that?
他要我们把你大卸八块 He wants us to turn you into meat.
变成大香肠 "Into a big fat sausage."
那有什么差 Well, that won't change much!
卡密尔 Camille.
该你讨还代价了 It's time for you to pay your debt.
看现在是谁变成肉了 Who's the meat now, huh?
你啦 You are!
亲爱的 Darling.
别动 Keep still.
帕氏夫妇 Sophie and Vincent Pascal,
又名雌雄屠夫 aka the Butchers of Melun.
过去三个月表面上和蔼可亲的夫妇 For three months, this friendly-looking couple
宰杀并吞食三十位素食者 got away with slaughtering and eating thirty vegans
可见当地警察无比无能 thanks to the failings of the local police.
欢迎马克和史提芬妮 Marc and Stéphanie Brachard, good evening.
你好 Hello.
你们是帕氏夫妇的最好朋友 You were the best friends of Sophie and Vincent Pascal.
你们当时有发现他们会进行疯狂杀戮的 Did you have any reason to suspect at the time
任何迹象吗 they would go on a frenzied killing spree?
一点都没 Not at all.
没有 No.
- 完全想不到 - 他们非常善良又有礼貌 - It was inconceivable. - They were so kind and polite.
他们从不赊欠对吧马克 They always paid us back, didn't they, Marc?
总是 Always.
我们不了解 We don't understand it.
调查陷入胶着时 The investigation was at a standstill.
是你们报案才让他们被逮捕 Then your statement led to their arrest.
没错 Yes.
但黑人警察显然不是办凶杀案的 But a Black police officer isn't an obvious choice
最佳选择 for solving a cannibalism case!
就像如果狗不见了别妄想广东人会帮你找 If you lose your dog, you don't ask a Chink to find it!
他该派去非洲更适合 His posting to the Antilles will better suit his pace of work.
话说回来 Getting back
关于帕氏夫妇案 to the Pascals' crimes...
是什么让你产生怀疑的 What made you suspicious?
就是他吃了我的耳朵 The fact he ate my ear!
花了我们十六万但现在更好看了 It cost us 4,000 euros, but it's much cuter now.
顺便说个玩笑 Joking aside,
就是那个心律调整器 it was the pacemaker.
当我吃进去时 When I bit into it,
闻到了老鼠味 I smelled a rat.
我就打给几个同行 So I called a few colleagues
但没人知道伊朗猪肉从哪来 and no one could tell me where Iranian pork came from.
我才恍然大悟 That's when the penny dropped.
我老公想通了 My hubby figured it all out.
若没有心律调整器 Without the pacemaker,
帕氏夫妇有可能继续他们疯狂行径 Sophie and Vincent Pascal would have continued their spree.
也继续大赚 And made a killing too!
一公斤素食者的肉要两千四 60 euros for a kilo of vegan!
真是贵参参 It cost an arm and a leg!
夫妻俩被判无期徒刑 The pair received a life sentence.
当法官在审判结束时问他们 When the judge asked them at the end of the trial
是否有任何遗憾 if they had any regrets,
帕苏菲回答说 Sophie Pascal replied...
小熊维尼 Winnie.
肉罢不能 剧终
谢 谢 观 赏